Sweet dreams!

Can you "launch" a radiator? What I mean is, can you break a bottle of Champagne over a newly installed radiator and christen it? If so, I'll christen mine Red Hot Radiator and I'll drink Champagne to celebrate her arrival in my bedroom. If I could afford Champagne. Which I can't. Would lager work instead?

I'm in a state of heightened excitement; perhaps you can tell. John the Builder has just left leaving in his wake a warm bedroom. Yes, you heard correctly!!! When I go to bed tonight I won't have a cold nose, I won't have nipples that can be seen from Mars and when I wake up tomorrow morning I won't see my breath as a plume of vapour above my bed.

Good night. I'm off to the Land of Nod... without my fleece!