Where have I been?

Yes. I know. I've been MIA for a while. But there's been a good reason and I think you'll like it. You see, I've been helping the guys at Head London with their latest world cup venture, The England Allstars. I'm going to be writing for them throughout the world cup and you can read what I have to say here.

So please come over and take a look. It's where all the action is going to be. There are animated highlights, brilliant ringtones that my mate Mary did, and you can even get the latest from Benny and Bjorn, Sven's balls. You may even get to see some of the animations on ITV 4!

I'm excited. I hope you are too!